When we’re mid-twisting branches and chomping worms in our heads, we expect a Sherlockian-type investigation. A precise, close look. Instead, we get stacks of incomprehensible forms, asking a bazillion questions, while the worms slime their way through our brains and we die a thousand deaths of fatigue. We get no sensible answers. We get a symptom list we already know. In contrast, let’s check out objective tools and what they reveal.